United Cutlery UC2731 Frontier Howling Wolf Bowie Knife with Sheath

• 16-Inch overall length
• 11-Inch blade length
• AUS8 stainless steel blade
• Hardwood and turquoise handle
• Includes a leather sheath

Recently divorced and out of work after 9/11, what would you do? Drive up to Canada to see the girl you were crazy about 25 years earlier--but never even kissed--carting along your 77-year-old former writing professor who can't sit more than two hours at a clip and swears he's vegan despite the fact that he has a butcher (with great boobs)? Nearly destroy the girl's business, bringing Canadian men back in touch with their masculinity? End up in bed with her--and her sister (not at the same time, I swear) after being accused of trying to blow up the Prime Minister of Canada with a Super-8 projector?
That's NOT what you would do? Oh...well, here's the story of someone who did.
WARNING: This is a silly book. You may giggle like a! girl, even if you are one.Recently divorced and out of work after 9/11, what would you do? Drive up to Canada to see the girl you were crazy about 25 years earlier--but never even kissed--carting along your 77-year-old former writing professor who can't sit more than two hours at a clip and swears he's vegan despite the fact that he has a butcher (with great boobs)? Nearly destroy the girl's business, bringing Canadian men back in touch with their masculinity? End up in bed with her--and her sister (not at the same time, I swear) after being accused of trying to blow up the Prime Minister of Canada with a Super-8 projector?
That's NOT what you would do? Oh...well, here's the story of someone who did.
WARNING: This is a silly book. You may giggle like a girl, even if you are one.

Found running wild in the forest of Ashton Place, the Incorrigibles are no ordinary children: Alexander, age ten or thereabouts, keeps his siblings in line with gentle nips; Cassiopeia, pe! rhaps four or five, has a bark that is (usually) worse than he! r bite; and Beowulf, age somewhere-in-the-middle, is alarmingly adept at chasing squirrels.

Luckily, Miss Penelope Lumley is no ordinary governess. Only fifteen years old and a recent graduate of the Swanburne Academy for Poor Bright Females, Penelope embraces the challenge of her new position. Though she is eager to instruct the children in Latin verbs and the proper use of globes, first she must help them overcome their canine tendencies.

But mysteries abound at Ashton Place: Who are these three wild creatures, and how did they come to live in the vast forests of the estate? Why does Old Timothy, the coachman, lurk around every corner? Will Penelope be able to teach the Incorrigibles table manners and socially useful phrases in time for Lady Constance's holiday ball? And what on earth is a schottische?

Howling Wolf Series Knives from United Cutlery celebrate the spirit of the Southwest. Add them to your collection for LESS! Indulge in the rich hues of the pai! nted desert! Each beautifully handcrafted Howling Wolf Knife is rich with the colors of Southwestern sunsets. Handles have stunning hardwood and genuine turquoise accents with touches of gleaming brass. Each limited-edition Howling Wolf Knife is laser-etched with an individual serial number, making it both a collector's Knife, as well as a full-function, razor-edged performance piece. Don't miss out on these Blades! Note: Products are not Native American Indian (NAI) made or affiliated with any particular NAI, NAI tribe or NAI arts and crafts organization. Howl at the moon: Artisan-crafted pieces; AUS-8 stainless steel blades (Skinner: 440 stainless); Each includes Certificate of Authenticity; Bowie and Skinner include matching leather sheaths; Overall: 16"l. Blade: 11"l. Order these beautiful Blades before they ride off into the sunset! WARNING: You must be 18 or older to purchase Bowie / Fighting Knives. Bowie / Fighting Knives cannot be shipped to Marin, Napa, Ventura an! d Yolo counties, CA; CO; CT; AL; FL; Peoria, IL; TN; D.C.; MA;! Miami-D ade & Sarasota counties, FL; Canada or Puerto Rico. Please check your State, County and City laws for restrictions before ordering Bowie / Fighting Knives. United Cutlery Howling Wolf Bowie Knife